girl

Girl

WASH the white clothes on Monday and put them on the stone heap; wash the color clothes on Tuesday and put them on the clothesline to dry; don't walk barehead in the hot sun; cook pumpkin fritters in very hot sweet oil; soak your little cloths right after you take them off; when buying cotton to make yourself a nice blouse, be sure that it doesn't have gum on it, because that way it won't hold up well after a wash; soak salt fish overnight before you cook it; is it true that you sing benna in Sunday school?

Always eat your food in such a way that it won't turn someone else's stomach; on Sundays try to walk like a lady and not like the slut you are so bent on becoming; don't sing benna in Sunday school; you mustn't speak to wharf flies will follow you; but I don't sing benna on Sundays at all and never in Sunday school; this is how to sew on a button; this is how to make a button-hole for the button you have just sewed on; this is how to hem a dress when you see the hem coming down and so to prevent yourself from looking like the slut I know you are so bent on becoming; this is how you iron your father's khaki shirt so that it doesn't have a crease; this is how you iron your father's khaki pants so that they don't have a crease; this is how you grow okra far from the house, because okra tree harbors red ants; when you are growing dasheen, make sure it gets plenty of water or else it makes your throat itch when you are eating it; this is how you sweep a corner; this is how you sweep a whole house; this is how you sweep a yard; this is how you smile to someone you don't like too much; this is how you smile to someone you don't like at all; this is how you smile to someone you like completely; this is how you set a table for tea; this is how you set a table for dinner; this is how you set a table for dinner with an important guest; this is how you set a table for lunch; this is how you set a table for breakfast; this is how to behave in the presence of men who don't know you very well, and this way they won't recognize immediately the slut I have warned you against becoming; be sure to wash every day, even if it is with your own spit; don't squat down to play marbles you are not a boy, you know; don't pick people's flowers you might catch something; don't throw stones at blackbirds, because it might not be a blackbird at all; this is how to make a bread pudding; this is how to make doukona; this is how to make pepper pot; this is how to make a good medicine for a cold; this is how to make a good medicine to throw away a child before it even becomes a child; this is how to catch a fish; this is how to throw back a fish you don't like, and that way something bad won't fall on you; this is how to bully a man; this is how a man bullies you; this is how to love a man; and if this doesn't work there are other ways, and if they don't work don't feel too bad about giving up; this is how to spit up in the air if you feel like it, and this is how to move quick so that it doesn't fall on you; this is how to make ends meet; always squeeze bread to make sure it's fresh; but what if the baker won't let me feel the bread?; you mean to say that after all you are really going to be the kind of woman who the baker won't let near the bread?

girl type

Tomboy type of girl and graceful been familiar to our ears. Yet, beyond that there was a row of type 'girl. There are cute, some are fun. Could be a nice person desires of each person. And it must be through self-correction. With the kind of girl who knows where you actually, you can begin to clean themselves or even develop themselves. Good match with the existing types below!

Type Princess
These include the type of girl keratu-ratuan. Like a queen, you're smart, beautiful, and spoiled. As the 'queen', you always want to be appreciated much, much admired, too eager, and so on.

In the eyes of your boyfriend, you memorable 'well' can not appear as simple. You like things too much, you think, maybe that way you feel is the only girls 'were' among the other girls. In dating, you are also often not agreed to your boyfriend. Usually because of differences in levels of life. For example, you guys go ngajak in regular movie theaters. You flatly refused and decided to cancel it rather than watch a movie at the proposed place of your boyfriend. Your boyfriend of course disappointed. You should have suggested elsewhere that the proposal is better than your boyfriend. Or if you can, you try to find a middle way between you and your boyfriend wants. Do not be always with the attitude 'you princess', dong. Poor's your guy.

Type Spoilsport
Tended as a contender, it features the kind girls Spoilsport. You never feel good or happy. Worse yet, you're also trying to get your boyfriend was not happy. When your guy has an opinion or suggestion, you are strongly denied. Actually it did not need to do. Because you know if your boyfriend right in that regard. But since you do not want your guy to win, then the criticisms spicy (rebuttal) flowed from the mouth nyinyirmu.

In other words, basically this type of girl never wanted to admit superiority of others, even his own DOI. I wish I won myself and always think negative about other people.

Type Inquisitor
Inquisitor type is the type of information-hungry girls. You do not hesitate to curse your boyfriend over something trivial. Or the little things that should not deserve to fuss. Moreover, continued to fight. Attitude you've always wanted to know, alarmed at your boyfriend when he went to play, or to school, make you familiar with the interrogation. Nanya little. A little bit threatening. Often not even your boyfriend's wallet searched (who knew there was love letters and photos to another girl).

If you include this type, you include adherents of authoritarianism and the prosecution. Just think you're the only girl to be loved. You're the only girl who must dinomorsatukan. Ugh, sadist, huh?

Type Livesaver
But this Livesaver other types of the three earlier. This type of girl to always be a savior (helper). For your boyfriend and anyone who needs help. Anyone who needs help will gladly help you. You also put yourself as a good girlfriend for your boyfriend.

Treat your guy with understanding, sometimes indulgent. In fact, not just for your guy alone, in your eyes should always be helping people dinomorsatukan. But sometimes, you yourself want to be pampered and helped, too. Only occasionally have such a desire arises.

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